A Japanese tourist hailed a taxi in Nigeria and asked to be taken to the Ahmadu Bello airport.
On the way, a car zoomed by and the tourist responded, ‘Oh! Toyota – Made in Japan! Very fast!’
Not too long afterward, another car flew by the taxi. ‘Oh! Nissan – Made in Japan! Very fast!’
Yet another car zipped by, and the tourist said, ‘Oh! Mitsubishi – Made in Japan! Very fast!’
The taxi driver, who was 100% Nigerian, was starting to get a little annoyed that the Japanese made cars were
passing his taxi, when yet another car passed the taxi as
they were turning into the airport.
TOURIST: ‘Oh! Honda – Made in Japan! Very fast!’
The taxi driver stopped the car, pointed to the meter, and said,
NAIJA DRIVER: ‘That’ll be 5000 naira .’
TOURIST: ‘5000 naira? It was a short ride! Why so much?’
The Taxi driver smiled as he replied, ‘Meter – Made in Nigeria. Very fast.’
NAIJA NO DEY CARRI LAST AT ALL
On the way, a car zoomed by and the tourist responded, ‘Oh! Toyota – Made in Japan! Very fast!’
Not too long afterward, another car flew by the taxi. ‘Oh! Nissan – Made in Japan! Very fast!’
Yet another car zipped by, and the tourist said, ‘Oh! Mitsubishi – Made in Japan! Very fast!’
The taxi driver, who was 100% Nigerian, was starting to get a little annoyed that the Japanese made cars were
passing his taxi, when yet another car passed the taxi as
they were turning into the airport.
TOURIST: ‘Oh! Honda – Made in Japan! Very fast!’
The taxi driver stopped the car, pointed to the meter, and said,
NAIJA DRIVER: ‘That’ll be 5000 naira .’
TOURIST: ‘5000 naira? It was a short ride! Why so much?’
The Taxi driver smiled as he replied, ‘Meter – Made in Nigeria. Very fast.’
NAIJA NO DEY CARRI LAST AT ALL
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